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The act of spreading Mayonnaise on bread thickly without missing any spots
Yeah dude, I'm just naising my sandwich right now.
Naising by somersetbirder June 19, 2023
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The act of people causing a nuisance or making a noise.
I could not hear the TV, as the children were noising too much.
Noising by Gadget King January 15, 2011

Re-Noising 

When you make a noise resembling a fart and the person in front of you turnsaround , you have to recreate the sound so that they know it wasn't real. This is caleld re-noising.
Boy 1: *Shoe squeaks against the floor and makes farting noise*

Boy 2: "Did you just fart?"

Boy 1: Says no and then uses re-noising to justify his answer.
Re-Noising by bwr September 1, 2009

noising me up 

When someone, usually a stranger approaches you and engages you in one-way conversation.

The perpetrator believes that a perfectly reasonable discussion is taking place, however The content of the conversation is typically of little interest to the subject.
"I was standing by the bar and this guy came over and started noising me up about a load of rubbish.... he was cleary shitfaced"

"While I was handing out flyers outside the club a man came over and started noising me up about how House music is rubbish and started Mcing in my ear".
noising me up by Mikey R July 21, 2007
metal music or rock that fucks off and gets on somebody's nerves a lot
please turn off this noising. I hate it. Get down to work instead of listening to this f... noising
noising by Andrius March 3, 2008
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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