Newsgasm

When news organisations throw all their live coverage at one event, thus making the event more dramatic than it actually is.

Raoul Moat standoff on BBC and Sky News (UK). BBC reporter Jon Sopel took a mobile phone and interviewed an eyewitness live, with a mic next to the speaker, and reporters attempted to outdo each other, creating a newsgasm.

Newsgasm by newsgasmnfan July 10, 2010

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Newsgasm

When you get news sooooo gooooood it makes you moan like you’re having an orgasm.

I’m pretty sure I had a newsgasm when I learned that Trump will have to submit his tax forms for the last 8 years.

Newsgasm by Cucarachina June 23, 2020

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Newsgasm • newgasm

newgasm

That feeling you get when you run your fingers across a perfectly new, untouched, just opened glossy surface for the first time and it makes that squeaky sound.

Ashley: I just opened my new iPhone. *peels the film off*
Jake: can I touch it?
Ashley: umm.. Jake, I'm pretty sure you just had a newgasm

newgasm by Coolnick46 November 13, 2014

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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