That feeling you get when you run your fingers across a perfectly new, untouched, just opened glossy surface for the first time and it makes that squeaky sound.
Ashley: I just opened my new iPhone. *peels the film off*
Jake: can I touch it?
Ashley: umm.. Jake, I'm pretty sure you just had a newgasm
Jake: can I touch it?
Ashley: umm.. Jake, I'm pretty sure you just had a newgasm
by Coolnick46 November 13, 2014
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