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That feeling you get when you run your fingers across a perfectly new, untouched, just opened glossy surface for the first time and it makes that squeaky sound.
Ashley: I just opened my new iPhone. *peels the film off*
Jake: can I touch it?
Ashley: umm.. Jake, I'm pretty sure you just had a newgasm
newgasm by Coolnick46 November 13, 2014
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When you get so addicted to Neopets, you visit the site everyday and it gives you a tingly pleasure.
Kendra feels a neogasm every time she plays Dubloon Disaster.
neogasm by Newb May 15, 2006
When you shoot the basketball into the hoop and it makes that perfect swish noise that you have a netgasm.
Did you see that me make that basket?

Yeah, I totally just had a netgasm.
Netgasm by Kelsie B. February 21, 2011
A euphoric rush from playing video games, watching Star Trek, or any other activity typically considered "nerdy" which is comparable in intensity to an orgasm. The phrase "all over the place" can be added to the end to denote an even more intense feeling, though no bodily fluids are actually involved.
When I found out Leonard Nimoy would be playing future Spock in the new Star Trek movie, I practically nergasmed all over the place.
Nergasm by Kmistry September 18, 2009
Derrives from the words "Nerd" and "Orgasm" use to describe a point of arousal from a nerdish event.
"Oh my god i made lvl 27 in my video game today!!" said John. " Don't have a Nergasm" said Jane.
Nergasm by moo223 May 18, 2006

Nedgasmic 

When someones so hot it's undescribable and whenever you see them you feel like fainting because of their hotness.
Did you see that guy playing guitar shirtless? It was nedgasmic!
Nedgasmic by lshiptico April 9, 2009

Newsgasm 

When news organisations throw all their live coverage at one event, thus making the event more dramatic than it actually is.
Raoul Moat standoff on BBC and Sky News (UK). BBC reporter Jon Sopel took a mobile phone and interviewed an eyewitness live, with a mic next to the speaker, and reporters attempted to outdo each other, creating a newsgasm.
Newsgasm by newsgasmnfan July 10, 2010
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