That feeling you get when you run your fingers across a perfectly new, untouched, just opened glossy surface for the first time and it makes that squeaky sound.
Ashley: I just opened my new iPhone. *peels the film off*
Jake: can I touch it?
Ashley: umm.. Jake, I'm pretty sure you just had a newgasm
Jake: can I touch it?
Ashley: umm.. Jake, I'm pretty sure you just had a newgasm
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by Newb May 15, 2006
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by Kelsie B. February 21, 2011
Get the Netgasm mug.A euphoric rush from playing video games, watching Star Trek, or any other activity typically considered "nerdy" which is comparable in intensity to an orgasm. The phrase "all over the place" can be added to the end to denote an even more intense feeling, though no bodily fluids are actually involved.
When I found out Leonard Nimoy would be playing future Spock in the new Star Trek movie, I practically nergasmed all over the place.
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by lshiptico April 9, 2009
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Raoul Moat standoff on BBC and Sky News (UK). BBC reporter Jon Sopel took a mobile phone and interviewed an eyewitness live, with a mic next to the speaker, and reporters attempted to outdo each other, creating a newsgasm.
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