Definitions by Cucarachina

Newsgasm

When you get news sooooo gooooood it makes you moan like you’re having an orgasm.

I’m pretty sure I had a newsgasm when I learned that Trump will have to submit his tax forms for the last 8 years.

Nicer/cleaner version of saying F*** that! Perhaps around the kids.

"Do you wanna go bungee jumping?"

"Fart that!"