A community of Newschool style skiers. This style is
based upon a new style of skiing centered around rotations, inverts, off axis rotations, steeze, and afterbang. This is a tightly knit community of these
special skiers, and they can usually be spotted on the mountain with ease. The easiest way to spot a "Newschooler" is to look for a gathering of double-tippers most often wearing attire of or relating to the
popular candy "
Skittles." Newschoolers often wear and show off decals with the letters "NS" on them to inform other Newschoolers nearby that they are, in-fact, online buddies. This online community can usually be seen making fun of and or "powning newbs," chatting and dreaming of their "ski-god" Tom Wallisch (often referred to as Tammy Wamstick, Todd Walnuts, or Wammy Tallnutz), or just purchasing what they call "Full Tilts," special boots made to eliminate shin
bang.
"Yo brah, you were killin it today."
"Yeah man, when I landed that rodeo I felt like Wammy Tallnuts!"
"Hey did you see that mint condish Magic Suit in BST last night?"
"Yeah bro, I snagged it from some newb for only $800!"
"Dude, we gotta get some new Jiberish so we can be
thug and look like we're related to Eazy E when we're on the hill!"
"Yeah
broski, after I stop this pretzel 4 I'll go on NS on my phone and buy some from BigSpence, I heard he has more in stock than AbstractMall!"
"Hey do you know when the
2016 T-Halls come out? I hope they have them in
orange!"
"Dude its 2007.."
"I know but I really need them for Windells!"
"inb4 Newbs are gay"
"NEWBZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111"
"Lots of Jiberish for sale... Gotcha
JK I
don't have any!"
"KARMA DRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!1111"
"I'm gonna go on Newschoolers when I get home and go on NSG!"
"It's
summer.."
"Oh nevermind."
Newschoolers.com
