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newlyn likes to comb hair in between studying. newlyn is the most dumbest and stupidest person ever alive. but be careful she likes to itch eye, kick butts and pinches everywhere. somedays she acts drunk and some days her headache makes her fall back to sleep. her positions be out of place when she sleeps she can be snail , a butterfly, a hook, a letter F or even a dead body. She like to sleep like she's in a coma, even an earthquake won't wake her up. she also likes to put pens in her nose. She was sleep literally anywhere. Also she will have a signature dance step called the knee bending twerk.
person 1: hey what is your dance step?
person 2: it is ofc the knee bending twerk taught by none other than NEWLYN
newlyn by RN2 November 22, 2021
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Newlyn is a baddie. She is full of ambition and she writes her own story. Her identity is to be anything she wants. She loves hard and learns fast. Did I mention she is one the baddest to walk this Earth? Well there you, that’s Newlyn.
Newlyn told everyone it’s her way or the Highway.
newlyn by Missthangwithswang November 22, 2021
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newlyn • Newlyweds • Newlands • Nelwyn • newlin • nealyn • Nehlyn • neilyn • Nellyna • Nellynah
A really beautiful girl that has the cutest voice and loves friends, has a great sense of humor just a call from her can make your day 100 times better make sure you find urself a Neslyn.
Neslyn has the prettiest face in the world
Neslyn by David (Neslyn simp) February 17, 2021

Newlands Neck Tie

When squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown Neck Tie. This originated in Newlands, a small suburb in New Zealands captial city Wellington. The first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a shit a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. While trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, Newlands Necktie.
Nick - "Hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight."

Adam - "What is she wearing?"

Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."

Adam - "Best option available in my books."

newly minted 

To be single after a long term relationship.
Guy 1: Billys girlfriend broke up with him, he's newly minted
Guy 2: I dont know you. Buy something or get out
newly minted by JustFred April 19, 2018

jake newlon 

A small creature that is commonly found in the Florida swamp. He is known for his quick and ferocious anger. He is also commonly known as the Rat King, if you ever see a “newlon” wearing a tin-foil hat you should run.
My uncle was killed by a Jake Newlon
jake newlon by minecraftmemes February 4, 2020
Nelynn is a beautiful, kind, loving bit sarcastic women. She comes off as nice but kicks ass when needed to. She is overprotective of her family and friends. She is very sarcastic, funny, and enjoyable. She doesn't like to use the words "I love you" as much but when she does, it means you indeed have found place in her heart. Treat her right and she'll be a good friend, girlfriend or best friend. No one can compare to a Nelynn. She is truly a blessing from heaven. She also has a nice body, and is very eye catching.
Nelynn is so beautiful!
Nelynn is the Queen of sarcasm!
nelynn by Alohagirl123 April 15, 2018
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