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A small creature that is commonly found in the Florida swamp. He is known for his quick and ferocious anger. He is also commonly known as the Rat King, if you ever see a β€œnewlon” wearing a tin-foil hat you should run.
My uncle was killed by a Jake Newlon
by minecraftmemes February 04, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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