newdlez 

literally the best and most precious thing ever and has a huge cock.

'HOLY SHIT!! NEWDLEZ IS SO PRECIOUS!! HE HAS SUCH A BIG DICK!!'

newdlez by sxshley December 18, 2018

Newdlez.EXE 

Newdlez if he was a good person

User 1: Newdlez is so cute!
User 2: nah, Newdlez.EXE better

Newdlez.EXE by UwUZangosUwU August 31, 2024

Newdles 

Another word for noodles.

"Can I please have some newdles?"
"Yes, I can send you some newdles, sir"

Newdles by newdles July 22, 2009

gherkin newdle 

The gherkin is a fruit similar in form and nutritional value to a cucumber. The Newdle is a narrow, ribbon like strip of dried dough, usually made of flour, eggs, and water. The hybrid Gherkin Newdle, is most commonly known as Jeabba but is also and most commonly referred to as Jeanna.

Jeanna is a gherkin newdle.

gherkin newdle by merx. October 25, 2009

Newdle 

Newdle an artist that is good at drawing but will turn you either into a furry or a woman for eg: Xreify get drawn as a furry, Reko gets drawn as a woman, but we do not know how much power Newdle has. This is why you should be cautious.

OH SHIT NEWDLE GONNA TURN YOU INTO A WOMAN RUUNNNNNNN

Newdle by The Discord guy B) June 24, 2021

Newdle-ectomy

The recommended procedure whereby one bluntly cuts Newdle off from any and all online correspondence or chat-related endeavors. This method is steadily gaining popularity amongst the chat community to epidemic proportions, and has been for a decade or more.

I need to get a Newdle-ectomy to rid chat of twink-filled banter.

Newdle-ectomy by squiggles62 July 26, 2026

droopy newdle 

A small limp snake.

S. "Lemonheater" has a droopy newdle"

droopy newdle by Arbmc January 6, 2020