newbi 

An alternative to the Internet term 'newbie' or 'noob' or variations thereof; it essentially has the same meaning but is generally a much cooler way to say it. Not used widely, but very pro.

*~kewld00d~*: soleik......wut r we sposd 2 do here neway?

GrungeRock: Oh no, not another newbi.

Hawk: D: Rly.

newbi by StarLink May 27, 2007

Perma-newb syndrome 

A syndrome where someone who, although experienced, will never become good at a game. They may play for a long time and get a few good rounds here and there, but for the most part, no matter how hard they try, they will never surpass newb level.

"Dude, you are horrible at this game. How long have you been playing?"
"A long time. I suffer from perma-newb syndrome"

Perma-newb syndrome by Yellow ninja March 7, 2013

Newfield High School 

A shitty pizza hut in the 631. You got it all here, overpopulated classes, "Newfield Sleeps", victim-blaming administration, fine-ass sports teams, teachers and students committing love in Spain on language trips, disengaging lessons, and some green ass meatballs.

Dude, you went to Newfield High School? -Person 1
Yeah, you remember their green-ass meatballs? - Person 2

Newfield High School by Newfield Guy 101 December 3, 2021

Newb Yorker 

Someone who is new to New York.

Adam's always taking the wrong train. He's such a Newb Yorker.

Newb Yorker by adampash February 21, 2013

newb 

An inexperienced player of a game, and part of a never-ending cycle. Will eventually develop better skills.
the defective ones called noobs get knocked out of the cycle and disposed of, like at a factory quality check.

1. Newb joins game and is confused
2. Newb asks experienced player for help
3. Newb takes advice and in turn, rises up in the ranks, develops better skills becomes an experienced player.
4. Experienced player goes on to help the next set of newbs.
(5.) Noob insults the newbs and the players that help them.

newb by Opinionated Truth Teller November 11, 2013

Newbsicle 

Newb: A word used often times in l337 speak (A language used by gaming legends who believe they're godly) Newb, or Newbie if you will, is a person who tries to succeed at pwnin' and zoning, when in fact they exhibit many noobish traits. (such as sucking) When you apply the the letters S.I.C.L.E. at the end of the word newb, you have what is known as an oxymoron. This is due to the fact that a noobsicle is the lowest form of n00b, and that the word newb is in fact a positive word describing someone who is trying to turn l337.

1.)My man Newbsicle plays this game in his sleep.
2.)Newbsicle has been pwnin' and zoning since diapers.
3.)I wanna be like Newbsicle some day. *sigh*

Newbsicle by 11001111010101010101 January 11, 2009

Newfie 

A thick furred (usually black), giant breed dog that are known to both drool and shed profusely; but amazing in the water and probably the best water rescue dog you will find.

My Newfie might seem out of place in this small apartment and a chore to constantly clean after, but he is so natural when I take him to the beach!

Newfie by South County Carrie September 5, 2019