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Newbsicle 

Newb: A word used often times in l337 speak (A language used by gaming legends who believe they're godly) Newb, or Newbie if you will, is a person who tries to succeed at pwnin' and zoning, when in fact they exhibit many noobish traits. (such as sucking) When you apply the the letters S.I.C.L.E. at the end of the word newb, you have what is known as an oxymoron. This is due to the fact that a noobsicle is the lowest form of n00b, and that the word newb is in fact a positive word describing someone who is trying to turn l337.
1.)My man Newbsicle plays this game in his sleep.
2.)Newbsicle has been pwnin' and zoning since diapers.
3.)I wanna be like Newbsicle some day. *sigh*
Newbsicle by 11001111010101010101 January 11, 2009
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noobsicle 

one who surpassed a noob for their noobieness
john: wow he tried to arm the bomb in our base...

mike: wtf, what a friggin noobsicle.
noobsicle by Badoola June 13, 2005
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nevsicle 

Grace: Hey! Can I borrow five bucks?
Griffin: Nevsicle.
nevsicle by edgemad November 30, 2009

nubsicle 

Man, crazydan.ud is a nubsicle.
nubsicle by Joe February 18, 2007
An n00bsicle, Like a n00b, Newb, Newbie is someone who is less skilled than yourself.

It can also be used to describe someone who behaved immaturely, either in real life, or on the internet.
Example 1 - A person is able to shoot 5 bulls eyes in a row, the next person does not shoot any, they are a n00bsicle as you just owned them

Example 2 - You are playing Battlefield 2, someone runs in front of your plane to affect your score, They become a n00bsicle
n00bsicle by Jason Gunn July 2, 2006

noobsicle 

A noob that's shaped like a popsicle.
Player1: GUYZ I CANNUT FIND TEH SPACE BUTON!!11
Player2: Lick my cheeks noobsicle.
noobsicle by ExplodingKittens August 31, 2009

newbielet 

n(formal)
A neutral form of the word newbie , the opposite of noob.
Hello, newbielets, want some help?
newbielet by Adijen February 20, 2005
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