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new jersy 

a tiny little part of new york that thinks its a state (but its realy not)
dude 1 "new jersy is not a state ,and nomater how much we argue its still not a state"

dude 2 "fine, ass hole its not a state"
new jersy by evil girl August 9, 2007

new jersy meat hook

When a guy is screwing another guy or girl, he proceeds to stick his hand up his or her ass then grabs her tail bone. Was created at the University of New Jersy. Hence, New Jersy Meat Hook.
That bitch can no longer feel her toes because i snapped her tail bone last night applying the Jew Jersy Meat Hook.
new jersy meat hook by Bo Janngles August 31, 2003

new jersy/ jersy

The garbage dump where all the anoying crack pots come from. The state is shaped like the crap i just made.
Man: (talking to another man) Polution is the the solution.
Another Man: (thinking) he must be from jersy.
new jersy/ jersy by bob June 22, 2006

New Jeresy Turnpike 

When you shit into someone else's ass through a tube.
Dude 1: I gave my girl the New Jeresy Turnpike last night.

Dude 2: Ewwww What the fuck is wrong with you man?

New jearsy 

land of the fags
Hey is that sarah. She seems nice

Nah she's from new Jersey

People from new jearsy are hoes

New jearsy means land of the hoes
New jearsy by Lundqvist February 9, 2019

New Jeresy 

A town in Texas
New Jeresy by BoomGun January 22, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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