neshticles

(n) A mysterious creature that is best described as a mix between a whale and a dragon. They primarily dwell on the sun, where they hold conferences, but come down to Earth twice a year to rape and pillage. They love water and snow, and are often seen wandering the plains of Colorado in solitude. They become invisible to humans when they don't want to be seen or become frightened.

Did you see that Neshticles taking a bath?

by Zasmus January 1, 2008

neuticles

Canine prosthetic testicles.

My dog has a phat ass pair of neuticles.

by Karl Hungus December 2, 2003

Nesticles

Testicles, so covered by hair as to look like bird or rat's nest.

A natural unshaven way for a man to live.

Shane's nesticles were so hairy it reminded me of a residual forest.

by Matt Rondeau 3 April 23, 2009

testicle nesticle

formal way to say seriously tight and short shorts. A nest for the peen.

Did you see Dominic Cooper in that testicle nesticle on the coast?

by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 16, 2015

Nesticles

When lice are livin in your genital hairs, and you got a whole nest of em'.

She was gonna bang him, but then she found out he had some nasty nesticles. and she was all "ew".

Dude, he could start a flea circus with his nesticles.

by i@mTheM@n September 30, 2009

nusticles

basically a slang word for a man's genitalia.

"Hey! Wofford's nusticles have been neutered."

by pbagley January 20, 2008

nosticles

Nosticles: B,F, J, P, V.
(The opposite of vowels)
In the english language there are 5 vowels A,E,I,O,U. there is also 5 nosticles
The nosticles are the first letter after each one of the 5 vowels.

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Did you remember all of the nosticles on the english test?

I finished studying my nosticles and vowles for english last night.

I used all of the nosticles to write my paragraph.

by English Professor Charles Hill April 21, 2023