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Nervous Flyer Handshake
When the person on the flight is apprehensive to fly so you help them relax. Typically by manual sexual stimulation.
Woman in the seat next to me was worried about flying. Let her give me a nervous flyer handshake to calm her down. Not sure about her but I need a smoke.
Nervous Flyer Handshake by HomerJ71 October 29, 2019
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Nervous Boner
witnessing someone be hit by a car
funerals
the death of your neighbor
being pulled over for speeding
getting dumped by a girlfriend
falling down a flight of stairs
bad report cards
caught with drugs
these scenarios may result in a Nervous Boner
funerals
the death of your neighbor
being pulled over for speeding
getting dumped by a girlfriend
falling down a flight of stairs
bad report cards
caught with drugs
these scenarios may result in a Nervous Boner
Nervous Boner by kronic Illness February 22, 2009
nervous nub syndrome
In online gaming, when a player who has never played for anything enters a competitive match and plays far below his standards on public games due to nervousness and/or shaking.
We got a new player from a pub server who was dominating, and when we used him for a match he got nervous nub syndrome and played like shit.
nervous nub syndrome by falcon176 March 28, 2008
nervous shits
When you have something to do but you are nervous about doing it, your stomach starts to hurt and when you go to the bathroom you shit diarrhea all over the place.
Hey Jimmy, how did your job interview go?
It went well, but before I went, I had the nervous shits. I blew 10 shits all over the place.
It went well, but before I went, I had the nervous shits. I blew 10 shits all over the place.
nervous shits by M Dolla November 6, 2013
Nervous Ball Tingle
The tingly feeling that originates under your balls and moves forward towards your base. This is caused by excitement, nervousness, and being grossed out. Can be shortened to NBT.
Q: Looking at Kevin Ware's broken leg makes my leg hurt.
Me: It gives be a nervous ball tingle, not a good NBT but a "I want to throw up" NBT.
Me: "In waiting for the Athletics Surplus Sale, I get a HUGE NBT. "
Me: It gives be a nervous ball tingle, not a good NBT but a "I want to throw up" NBT.
Me: "In waiting for the Athletics Surplus Sale, I get a HUGE NBT. "
Nervous Ball Tingle by PrinceMichael September 26, 2015
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