One of the best people you would ever meet, an amazing sister and incredible friend, will stick by you no matter what. Regardless of her own problems she will always be there for others
In conversation, digressing into extreme and/or unnecessary detail about one’s passion (music, coding, gaming) to an otherwise uninitiated layperson, without awareness or acknowledgement of the listener’s rapidly waning interest or lack of understanding of the subject at hand.
Clyde held Stella’s attention briefly, until he began nerdjacking the conversation by talking about World of Warcraft for 4 uncomfortable minutes.
A nerd (e.g. musical, computer, or academic nerd) that deviates onto their favorite subject while engaging in conversation with an unsuspecting person, sucking the entire conversation of any discernible interest, joy, or understanding.
Tom's bumblingconversation with Judy on Balkan politics in music class was a testament to the fact he was a true nerdjacker.
Niruja is an extraordinary person who is beautiful in the inside as much as the outside. You should have her in your life to be everything bright. She’s like the Sun, if she’s not here, your day will be sad.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!