nerdoff 

This occurs when two nerds are having an open confrontation regarding an exceedingly nerdy topic.

Eugene and Alvin had a nerdoff over who is the best captain: Kirk or Picard.

nerdoff by jonka April 16, 2007

Nerdoff Hitler 

1. Somebody who tells jokes that are of an inappropriate moral nature.
2. A person who totally kills a joke

That guy thought he was soooooo funny when he told a joke about death at his grandmothers wake cause he thought it would make people laugh but turns out the joke was on him after someone called him a Nerdoff Hitler right back.

Nerdoff Hitler by DarlingNiki18 October 27, 2021

Harry Potter Nerd-off

When two or more people with the Harry Potter Syndrome have a form of 'battle' either in person, on fb, or over texting, in which they pretend they are one of the characters from the Harry Potter series. They use references from the books, recite spells and cantations, and try to make it as epic as possible. It is all verbal, unless of course if it is in person, in which case they must use the proper wand movements when jinxing or spell casting. A story-line can go along with this, made from the duelers' imaginations. It occurs spontaneouly and inner purpose of it is to show off your knowledge of everything Harry Potter and the aftermath of it is that one or all of the involved duelers will deny ever being involved in such an activity.

Dueler 1: EXPELLIARMUS!!!!
Dueler 2: *ducks behind witch sculpture* BLIMEY! Can't you just accept that Hermione loves me?
Dueler 1: NEVER! You filthy ginge, she's mine! *hears a crack as Hermione apparates*
Hermione: I DONT LOVE EITHER OF YOU!
Dueler 2: Oh yah? AVADA KEDAVRA!
Hermione: *falls to floor dead*
Dueler 1: What a shame... wanna go get some Butterbeers?

Next day:

Dueler 1: We had a Harry Potter Nerd-off last night!
Friend: Oh really?? *snickers
Dueler 2: Nooo... I dont know what you're talking about!

Harry Potter Nerd-off by Craazy Angel April 3, 2011

Nerd-off 

Pleasuring one's self with knowledge; usually with assistance from a textbook, pencil, calculator,and/or pocket protector.

John got a detention when his physics teacher caught him nerding-off in the bathroom in the chapter on quantum mechanics. This was the first sexual assault of a physics book ever recorded.

Nerd-off by cooler April 12, 2004

nerdoflage 

A person who hides idiotic and regressive life views and unacceptable dogma, behind impressive fantsy-pantsy academic credentials. Usually squinty eyed and sneery and has barely left the confines of his nerd-cave. Known to have the emotional depth and sensibilities of a teaspoon.

That Raj thinks he can get away with his ballsy shit about migrant welfare because of his PhD. What perfect nerdoflage!

nerdoflage by phonyBuster May 31, 2015

nerdofascism 

1. A type of power mongering exercised by members of any nerd community - usually internet-based - and common to online journals, message boards, and wikis.

2. A nerd's exercising of authority on the internet (e.g. on message boards or wikis) to overcompensate for their complete lack of social clout in the real world.

1. Wikipedia is not a democracy, it's a nerdofascist regime.

2. Message boards are infamous for nerdofascism.

nerdofascism by Godheval August 7, 2009

nordoff 

An ugly, stupid, blonde American girl.

Girl 1: May is such a nordoff!
Girl 2: Yeah

nordoff by Paiisy June 2, 2022