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Literally the WORST thing that was ever cut from school. It was replaced with longer classes and study hall.
John: *raises hand and yawns* "Teacher, when's naptime?
Teacher: "John, stop being a smartass and get back to work!"
John: "Damn it."
naptime by ~The Wizard~ February 23, 2013
means 'anytime' but typed quicker, more properly typed 'N.E. time'
hey thanks for the TK fucker.

netime.
netime by The Grét Man October 27, 2006
n. the period between dawn and sunrise when party girls have to arise and find their way home.
Drive carefully this morning. It's still nebtime and the streets are awash with lohans.

What's the matter with you all coming in at nebtime like this! Wait'll I find my teeth so I can lecture you at length without covering you in spit.
nebtime by gnostic1 January 9, 2011
Setting a standard for going to bed. Staying up very late after various range of activities including lax, swimming, and work
Michael, I told you to go to nedtime.

If you don't get to nedtime, you will be sorry!
Nedtime by LaxGirl8 April 18, 2010

Sheila's Naptime 

When a super religious woman has to lie about boning her husband while her dipshit, deadbeat son is playing call of duty in the living room. Occurs daily.
Mom: Hey Bengie McDonald, me and your dad are gonna have a Sheila's Naptime!

Son: Ok
Sheila's Naptime by finna weed yeee September 25, 2013

special naptime 

Special naptime being code for squeezed-so-hard-he-passed-out time.
"If a bunny wakes a sleeping tiger, it'll be squeezed into special naptime."
special naptime by Katzenkuhman February 7, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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