A tiny little island floating off the coast of Frenchland. I've heard that british people come from Britland... which actually makes sense if you think about it
by Bad Cheetah December 24, 2007
by African dick November 12, 2019
"Eh, Joe went off to Britland again to finish his college off."
"'We're going to Britland for a few weeks.' 'Oh, near Maine then?' '.... No dude.'"
"'We're going to Britland for a few weeks.' 'Oh, near Maine then?' '.... No dude.'"
by Justsomeguy August 14, 2003
jaden britland, also known as aroobis husband.
if you ever come near him say goodbye to light 👍
love, aroobi
if you ever come near him say goodbye to light 👍
love, aroobi
by hqmda March 17, 2022
by Mothy69 January 27, 2022
Home to the Britlandish people, Britland is quite the place to visit. Their national greeting is drinking a lukewarm cup of tea and spitting it out upon another person. It is mandatory that when in public you carry around a kettle (boiled or not) to be respected as a person. If you are spotted without one, people often will mistake you for a day old piece of meat and may attempt to eat you or make a roast out of you. Britland sits under the city of Londonesia and the only way in is through a very peculiar Subway. You will probably find the common Britlandish people working in the teabag mines as it is one of the only sources of income in Britland. Another common trait of a Britlandish is that you will often find their cupboards stuffed with cups of tea (Yes they may be a day old but…) because they believe it is mandatory for their lives. Britland has a fun and vibrant community with there being tea drinking competitions, TV series like HOARDERS, TEA EDITION & approximately 6 great shops to visit in Britland. 5 of which are tea stores and the other one being a tea holder shop, so you get everything. Overall, Britland is a vibrant place with nice people that will grand you with open arms?
by Britland Hater July 19, 2024