nelka

A way of saying nigger when you cant say it in front of a black person

Wassup Nelka?

by Jed November 8, 2003

O'Nellas straw

A principal of performance based on occam's razor that states "the simplest straw will perform the best"

"when i see a child across the room at olive garden gently sipping chocolate milk through a crazy straws all i see is a misguided youth wasting his life." said Sam O'Nella. This gives an excellent example of O'Nellas straw by showing how a crazy straw with all its twists and turns will take longer to bring the liquid past your lips and down your Flesh pipe.

by Michael Malloy October 11, 2018

nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin

When some one starts to ignore you after an relationship.

“But you didn’t have to cut me off Nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin!

by nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin June 14, 2022

Sam O’nella Academy

A online YouTube academy that, unlike salmonella, will improve your body with delicious knowledge juice every 2-3 months to improve your brain

Human 1 “Man I just got an F on this test”
Human 2 “DUDE, I told you to watch Newest Video on the Sam O’nella Academy”

by Small sad human January 6, 2019

Sam O'Nella

The only white lad canonically able to say the n-word.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see the newest Sam O'Nella episode?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard that he said the n-word.

by Eel on Musk September 30, 2019

nekkade

The nekkade is a decade performed in the nude. This is a freestyle bike trick invented by hecKtor Dangus during the summer of 2009.

For video documentation, Google search the word 'nekkade'.

Do it for the lulz.

Cops to Dangus : "That nekkade was truly incredible, but we're going to have to ask you to put some pants on, sir."

Dangus to cops : "I bet you guys listen to 311".

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 24, 2009

Nelward

A talented musician who provides the internet with beautiful works. He’s so under-appreciated, I’m baffled at people’s unawareness of his works. Nelward is the fucking coolest.

Jay: Bruh, Nelward just released a song.
Bob: The fuck is a Nelward?

by Sapnest September 11, 2019