A feeling of exposure and gross inadequacy brought on by stress, anxiety and pressures from multiple directions as a result of the 2020 CoViD-19 Coronavirus pandemic.
An act of having a girl with a huge forehead blow you. then you climax and cum on her forehead. then you lay the girl out in the hot sun (cum still on forehead). You let your cum cook until it is a good pancake, and remember to flip it every couple minutes.
John: So, I heard you got some from Jessica this morning.
Bill:Yeah, I came on her forehead and it was pretty hot outside so i gave her a nice NevadaPancake.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!