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1. To have a neck the same width as your head.

2. To have an extremely thick ass neck that seems to be one with your head.

Elijah wood.

Man Elijah wood has a serious nead like a football player.

nead by Felissa October 22, 2005

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Nead

Nicole's Eyes Are Deadly= she is a sexi girl from stickam and her eyes are to die for..

SomeOnes eyes that can kill Nead

Nead by I am Dj Hitler May 4, 2010

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Fruity nea nead

Fruity nea nead is a legendary final blow. Its stated that in acient times this way of the tongue was used in war. As u absolutely reck ur opponent in anytang u say “get fruity nea nead lil boah” as they start turning into ash pokemon trainer shit. As u start walking away with the swag of reds charizard as u become immortal my guy. Use this whenever a mf is annoying asf

Virgin ass bum: ur mom

You: no u lol

Vrigin as bum: “the power level is intense strongest that ive ever seen before!”

You: get fruity nea nead on lil boah lol

Fruity nea nead by Petemesquitey March 4, 2021

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tame the neaderthal

the practice of removing body hair from places that it just shouldn't be, or places one would be embarrased to admit they have body hair.

Oh man, my toe hair is growing back, better go tame the neaderthal before my boyfriend sees it.

tame the neaderthal by D-Cal December 14, 2008

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neaderz

She is the original heartbreak kid! Loves the ladies that don’t love back. But when they do Neaderz treats them like gold!

Where’s Neaderz? She’s probably out with Glenice taking about misty and how it will probably never work bc she doesn’t have a Medardo penis.

neaderz by Neaderz November 4, 2017

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neade

neade or (neh-deh) is a man of his word. a very kind, respectful, all around great friend who's always there for you. you never seem to frown when he's around. he also is very good at video games and is a black man.

"hey that's neade! i hope i get a chance to suck his giant black cock!" "HOLY SHIT! NEADE'S BOUTTA PULL A COCK EXPANSION JUTSU!"

neade by not neade October 6, 2020

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neadiano

A person who likes to be around people

That guy seems like a neadiano

neadiano by qwertyuioppasdfghjklzxcvbnm234 April 25, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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