neiss

Last name of my roommate. Other Aliases are: Andross New, Flying Neiss the Penis Thief. He is a legend.

Holy fucking shit, my penis just got jacked by a Flying Neiss!

This badass android is in my Spanish class, his name is Andross New!

God dammit, Neiss!

by Alex The Fucking King April 15, 2008

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The more superior word of all the whomst'd've

Guy1 : whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous stole my apples?

Guy2 : Wh-

by meme_dude_was_taken September 22, 2020

Taking A Nesselrodt

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.

Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.

by wittle buddy squarepants January 12, 2010

amy-ness

when you put in upfront time and thought into selecting your life partner after having made the mistake of not doing so the first time -- and you end up meeting a brilliant engineer whose intellect and fellatio skills allows you to transcends the biological male urge to seek other women -- so everything turned out pretty damn amazing

e: "what are the things you learned to look for that you didn't know the first time around so that I know?"

r: "amy-ness (of course)"

by estellanutella August 23, 2022

Nerissa

Nerissa, a calm, caring girl. They are usually confident. They are extremely loyal, especially to friends. If,you have a problem Nerissa's would be the best people to go to. Even though they may not be extremely comfortable with their appearance they are beautiful, not only on the outside but on the inside as well. They are extremely talented, especially in music. If you hand them an instrument with a little practice, in no time they will be a pro.

"Oh my gosh I wish I had the skillz Nerissa has"

by Sally_Stitches22 May 12, 2015

Loughery Ness Monster

A non-mysterious, well seen microsized penis or vagina.

Wow it was amazing to see Rob Loughery Ness Monster penis today, it sure is small.

by Harry McGill July 20, 2011

nessa

the most amazing beautiful person you’ll ever meet she is so kind and is perfect in every single way you are lucky to have a nessa in your life if you do. she will stick by your side no matter what and she will always love you even when you’re down. A Nessa will always love you and you will always love her because she such an amazing fun person. you are so damn lucky to have a nessa in your life <3

did you hear Nessa is her idol? she’s one lucky girl

by nessas biggest fan March 17, 2021