necrosumi

A Femboy Doggo, who loves head pats, and taking it from behind.

Also live in the quantum realm due to their superfluous short and thiccness... (Imagine being 4'10))

"Hey look its Necrosumi! Ive heard their a bottom"
"Did you know, Necrosumi has a PENIS!!!"

by LifePurestYT January 18, 2023

Necromutilomania

A form of necrophilia where one is aroused by dissecting a corpse, usually while masturbating simultaneously.

Necromutilomania is socially unacceptable, but what happens in the morgue stays in the morgue.

by Necromutilomaniac September 15, 2010

Necrostitute

A lady of the evening who specializes in kindly treating gentlemen that are currently deceased.

Gary: "Hey Larry, how much did you pay the necrostitute last night?"

Larry: "..."

by ObamaWasGreat April 14, 2017

necrobump

verb: (internet) To revive a long dormant forum thread by adding a new post, thus bringing it to the top of the forum list. Often a tactic of trolls attempting to control a forum

"That troll keeps necrobumping old threads so everyone will be too distracted to read the new important ones."

by ravic August 10, 2005

Necronomicondom

When you chop off a man's penis skin and put it over your own

You raise more than the dead with a Necronomicondom.

by StonyPegasus359 September 6, 2014

Necronomicunt

A woman who constantly links every day occurrences with paranormal/occult phenomenons.

"I couldn't sleep last night."
"We're in October; the spirits of the fall are very active at night during this time of year."
"You're a necronomicunt."

by Al teh Hellspawn January 28, 2014

necronomicon

A volume of arcane and occult knowledge featured in the horror stories of H P Lovecraft. Though he made reference to some genuine texts, the "unmentionable Necronomicon of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred" was entirely his invention. Throughout the Fifties and Sixties his books gained such a following among college students that numerous hoax versions were produced, drawing heavily on his own Cthulhu fiction and the writings of Aleister Crowley.

"You've got a Necronomicon? Woo, I'm impressed. *opens it* You'll notice that turning this diagram upside-down actually displays the Arabic for PROFESSOR CARLING BLOWS GOATS."

by shoggoth August 10, 2003