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necroposer 

A person who poses as a black metalist.
You are such a necroposer!
necroposer by s.d.p. January 12, 2008
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necropost 

to post in a thread that has been "dead", by being inactive for a relatively long period.
to post in a thread from 2002
necropost by Eyeblood February 23, 2004

Necroposting

Posting to something on the internet for the first time in quite a few months or years. Usually n00bs do this, but sometimes a pro will do it to make people laugh.

This definition is a necropost.
Date: June 01, 1995
Comment: *long post about how computers will fit in your hand in 50 years*

Date: Feb 17, 2010
Comment: tl;dr
Sent from my iPhone

Date: December 31, 2011
Comment: Stupid necroposting Applen00b
Sent from Internet Explorer

Date: January 01, 2012
Comment: Stupid hypocritic necroposting Windowsn00b
Sent with my Ubuntu laptop

Date: March 10, 2098
Comment: I'm glad they banned proprietary software
Sent from my Debian smartglasses

Date: May 02, 2317
Comment: Look what I found in the archives! this is so funny loool
Sent from a Borg implant in my brain

Date: January 01, 10000
Comment: Hi, I'm the Doctor!
Sent from my TARDIS

Date: January 01, 1500
Comment: im a hacker
Necroposting by Hex Luther June 2, 2015

necroposter 

A person posting in a really old topic. Such as a topic that is a year old. They look for old post and try to start them up again. Most necroposting is caused by the primitive race known as the n00b
TehSL1(01/3/04)Yeah Hl2 will be good
n00b(03/14/05)no way hl2 is teh suxorz
Kagami(03/14/05)stop nao necroposter!!
necroposter by Honto June 12, 2005

Necroposting

The act of posting in a forum thread that is too old to matter any more, or has served it's purpose.
Usually by new, inexperienced members of the board.

A common trait of someone necroposting is not to only bring one old thread back from the last page before deletion, but to fill up the entire first page with threads that only they seem to think have relevance to anything.
Date: 15th June 07
Comment: blah blah blah

Date: 2nd November 07
Comment: I totally agree!

Date: 2nd November 07
Comment: Quit necroposting.
Necroposting by Fyrburn June 7, 2007

necropost 

In the context of the forums, the rootword of "necropost," which is "post," is most accurately defined as "a message published on a website." The prefix of the word, "necro-" most nearly means "dead." As such, the appropriate definition for a "necropost" (which can function as both a noun and a verb) would be "(v) the act of publishing a message on a website in a dead topic" or "(n) a message published on a website in a dead topic."
"dude... you just totally necroposted"
"lol what?"
"YOU POSTED IN A TOPIC FROM LIKE, 4 MONTHS AGO, LOLOLOLOL!"
necropost by REP... rawr! December 28, 2007

necroposting

On a message board, posting something irrelevent on a really old topic to bring it to the top of the list topics. name comes from the fact that you are bringing it back from the dead, thus Necro. a practice common among n00blars.
n00b: I think necroposting is funny.
me: ::bitchslaps::
necroposting by Bob Dole January 17, 2004
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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