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Navarrete Necktie 

Getting choked out at work by your state wrestling champ coworker when you told him you are a jujitsu master.
A person (of the jujitsu type) tells his coworker (a former state wrestling champ) that he can't be choked out. The coworker proceeds to send him on a spirit journey with the classic Navarrete Necktie. Yeet

miranda navarrete 

literally only the coolest/beautiful/pretty/cute/amazing person in existence. also jannats best friend
bro, miranda navarrete is so cool.
i know right?

Navarre High School 

Navarre High School is a high school in Northwest Florida in the town of Navarre that consists of ghetto hot Cheeto girls, redneck Trump supporters, flaming homosexuals, basic vsco sluts, SoundCloud rappers, teachers that border the line of pedo, fake hood rats, cringey anime kids in cosplay, band kids who’s humor hasn’t changed since 2016, jocks and cheerleaders who fit every stereotype possible, creepy seniors who prey on Freshmen, annoying Freshmen who kinda deserve it, and a whole lot of yeehaw.

We have a decent football team, but it fluctuates between ass and champions. Every other sport kind of sucks.
Take my advice: Get the hell out while you can!
Insulting Navarre High School is understandable and forgivable… unless you’re Gulf Breeze.

Navarre High School 

A subpar school with a decent football team, and a god-awful basketball team. The place is filled with stereotypical jocks, wannabe thugs, idiotic rednecks, "Magic: The Gathering" players, "popular" SGA members, generic whores, band weenies, ROTC Nazis, and kids who think they can surf, there are very few people who don't fit into those categories. The education at the school is pretty bad as well, with few teachers that actually teach. The sports are meh, with a football team that fluctuates between awfulness and greatness, a basketball team that is always awful, and a relatively good soccer team. The other sports nobody really cares about.
Guy 1: "Do you want to go to Navarre High School?"
Guy 2: "Why the hell would I want to do that?"

Navarre High School 

A high school that is cut both ways. Here you can find wannabe hoods, guys who carry around skateboards, but don’t know how to actually skate, and girls with their jeans too tight while sitting like they broke their back. We have a pretty decent football team and that’s pretty much all we’re known for. The staff can be pretty iffy, while the students couldn’t give less of what they are learning. Other than that, you’ll be hella bored and pissed off with everyone after your first year.
“Dammit, George. I should’ve went to Gulf Breeze not Navarre High School.”
The type of person who would fuck your mom and blame it on you. I know 3 Navarre all complete asshole. I remember one of them fucked my girl in my own bed. MY GOD DAMN BED. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT.
"Navarre Fucked your mom."
Navarre by batman212 November 16, 2016