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London Nautical School
The shittest all boys school in london, if you go there you're probably gonna fail at life, The school itself is falling apart and is broke as fuck.
London Nautical School by Mr Bull September 24, 2017
Related Words
nautika • Nautica • Nautical • nautical star • natika • nautia • Nautical Nonsense • nahtika • naitika • Nastika
nautical mile club
With so much time out to sea, you can't help but wonder how many sailors have joined the nautical mile club.
nautical mile club by sailor17 January 4, 2007
Nautical Houdini
A variant of the Extreme Houdini that takes it a little overboard (quite literally). A person is railing a girl from behind on a cruise ship over a balcony while a friend hides in the closet/bathroom. Without the girl knowing the dude hiding comes in and takes over. The first guy runs to the front of the ship, grabs a life preserver and jumps overboard. As he floats by, he waves to the girl and smiles.
I took that little Asian chick from the club with the sweet dance moves and me and my friend gave her the Nautical Houdini. It took 3 days for them to find my friend in the middle of the ocean.
Nautical Houdini by dawave182 January 18, 2008
Nautical Shloice
A derivative of the umbrella term “Shloicenoice”.
A Mormon practice in which brothers and sisters take advantage of the teeter-totter motion of the sea on an aquatic vessel to achieve sexual penetration with their partner while seamlessly obeying the constraints of their religion at the same time. As the vessel sways from bow to stern due to the motion of the ocean, it allows penetration to occur without one thrusting and willingly committing a sinful act.
A Mormon practice in which brothers and sisters take advantage of the teeter-totter motion of the sea on an aquatic vessel to achieve sexual penetration with their partner while seamlessly obeying the constraints of their religion at the same time. As the vessel sways from bow to stern due to the motion of the ocean, it allows penetration to occur without one thrusting and willingly committing a sinful act.
Dude, yesterday on the ferry I had the most insane nautical shloice with sister Jean.
The waves were huge yesterday. I took advantage and nautical shloiced the night away.
The waves were huge yesterday. I took advantage and nautical shloiced the night away.
Nautical Shloice by BMG2424 June 10, 2022
Nautical
Nautical by Sam Bickley January 30, 2005
Nautica
Nautica is a bad bitch, she is so funny and always surrounded by many people who adore her. You won't catch her in a bad mood or crying over no nigga. She'll beat a bitch in a second if you're talking wreckless. Everyone wants to know who she is and every guy that sees her wants to fuck. Nautica's have the wettest pussy but you will never know because she's most likely a virgin. Nautica has many haters, usually from females who can't understand why their niggas are staring her way....Nautica is a very beautiful girl and most likely to become famous for being a bad bitch....
Nautica by selenathebaddest August 29, 2017
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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