naughton
Me: You're being such a Naughton to that other Naughton. Don't be a douche bag, cause that's what it means...Naughton.
naughton by Matt Naughton January 19, 2008
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naughton
A personality.
Someone that speaks far too much than is needed and stresses others out by simply their presence.
Shortened version: nut.
Someone that speaks far too much than is needed and stresses others out by simply their presence.
Shortened version: nut.
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Chick Naughton by ChickNaughton December 9, 2011
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nasal naughtyness
right as you are about to cum all over a girls face, you place the tip of your cock into the nostril of the female then blow your load....
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Naughtomobilist
Person A: Hey girl, I'll pick you up at 8:00pm in my Mazda 6?
Person B: Sorry fam, I don't support the automotive transportation industry. I'm a naughtomobilist.
Person A: Real talk?
Person B: Real talk!
Person B: Sorry fam, I don't support the automotive transportation industry. I'm a naughtomobilist.
Person A: Real talk?
Person B: Real talk!
Naughtomobilist by Uzi_Vuitton August 8, 2016
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