naughton

Being a douch bag to people that are also douche bags.

Me: You're being such a Naughton to that other Naughton. Don't be a douche bag, cause that's what it means...Naughton.

by Matt Naughton January 19, 2008

naughton

A personality.
Someone that speaks far too much than is needed and stresses others out by simply their presence.
Shortened version: nut.

Jordan has a naughton personality thus he has no friends and a small dick.

by hek no May 17, 2018

Chick Naughton

A fictional character who is untouchable, he "makes things happen".

Bar staff: Your barred !
Drunk Customer: "Nae body bars me. Am Chick Naughton"

by ChickNaughton December 02, 2011

Seamus Naughton

The dude to my left and my right

Seamus Naughton is going to explode in 3 days

by COLTON YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY S March 05, 2024

absolute naughton

An absolute legend who gets so much pussy and is very funny

"yo, that G is an absolute naughton"

by Naughtopus May 31, 2018