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nasoj
a person who will dip on you last minute because of an emergency "appointment" they have, when in reality they are having sex with their relatives.
Person Xia: nvm i can't go out tonight
Person Z: but I'm already outside your house
Person Xia: but I'm banging my cousin
Person: what a nasoj
Person Z: but I'm already outside your house
Person Xia: but I'm banging my cousin
Person: what a nasoj
nasoj by amogus sussy in pasta April 1, 2022
Related Words
nasop • Nasopandication • nasopharynphilia • Nasophile • Nasophilia • Nasophobia • Nasonex • nasiphi • naso • NASOL
Nasos
Nasos is an amazing guy from greece or cyprus
He is very sexy and dunny although sometimes forgetful.
He can be a good friend but he might want to fuck you...
He is very sexy and dunny although sometimes forgetful.
He can be a good friend but he might want to fuck you...
Nasos by Anonymous 17862 January 27, 2019
nasopharynphilia
A rare psychological disorder located on the obsessive compulsive spectrum whereas the sufferer is obsessed with all aspects and functions related to the nasopharynx.
Having experienced nasopharynphilia for most of his life, he owned many textbooks normally owned by physicians and medical students and had a knack for hanging out at hospitals and asking invasive questions of perfect strangers related to subjects like sore throats, allergies, cancer of the pharynx and such.
nasopharynphilia by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2021
Nanoprick
Science meets sex, something small that has big consequences
hypodermic/organic injection of nanobots
or the device/organ that injects the nanobots/wetware
Nano: Extremely small, One billionth
A brief period of time
Prick (noun): A pointed object, such as an ice pick, needle, or thorn
Prick (verb): To transplant (seedlings, for example) before final planting
hypodermic/organic injection of nanobots
or the device/organ that injects the nanobots/wetware
Nano: Extremely small, One billionth
A brief period of time
Prick (noun): A pointed object, such as an ice pick, needle, or thorn
Prick (verb): To transplant (seedlings, for example) before final planting
nanopartified
nanopartified by yy, ming, dan March 15, 2010
nasojaculation
While performing oral sex on Peter, Mary removed his penis just at the moment of ejaculation to have a nasojaculation occur.
nasojaculation by Crack-o-dawn March 28, 2015
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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