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Nasal masturbation 

When u enter and exit a nostril with a tissue (similar to a penis into a vagina) so that it prompts a sneeze (orgasm).
i love nasal masturbation cuz u can do it as many times as u want!
Nasal masturbation by Beebix March 25, 2006
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nasal masturbation 

Visiting a bath and body store just to smell all the products.
"The stuff at that bath shop is so expensive, I just go there for some good nasal masturbation."
nasal masturbation by omgnakedpeople February 20, 2008

nasal masturbation 

Sticking a Q-tip in one's nose to tickle the inner nose and induce sneezing, usually in order to clear a stuffy nose.
I had a severely stuffed nose, but a bit of nasal masturbation cleared it right up!
nasal masturbation by andrewc513 October 8, 2010
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