Concrete proof of the degeneration of the human race's collective intelligence.
If you haven't lost your faith in humanity already, just spend a few minutes browsing Urban Dictionary. This is the next generation? Yup. We're doomed.
An insult used by stupid people when they can't think of anything else to say.
Marvin: "Gimme those chips, turd fuck!"
Dwayne: "I'll give you some chips up your ass, butt breath!"
Marvin: "Up yours, butt head!"
Dwayne: "Butt wanker!"
Marvin: "Butt nugget!"
Dwayne: "Butt...um... ass!"
Marvin: "You're a butt ass!"
Dwayne: "No, you are! Butt ass!"
involving the insertion of live wriggling eels into sexual orifices. Primarily enjoyed by perverts, sexual deviants, eelophiles, and aquatic pet store employees.
Hank: "Dude, I was going through some of my dad's videos last night, and I found a bunch of eel porn!"
George: "That's messed up. People who watch eel porn are sick fucks."
Hank: "Why are you squeezing your legs together like that? What's coming out of your shorts? Eew, is that an eel?!"
Hank's dad: "Hi there, Hank! Say, who's your friend? I think I saw him in a video one time!"
Visiting a bath and body store just to smell all the products.
"The stuff at that bath shop is so expensive, I just go there for some good nasal masturbation."
Similar to "squeezably cute", except rather than inviting a squeeze, the object or person in question prompts an individual to make a "squee
!" noise instead.
Jemma: "Lookie here! I drew a little anime bunny!"
Annie: "OMG that is sooo squeeably cute!"