andrewc513's definitions

nasal masturbation

Sticking a Q-tip in one's nose to tickle the inner nose and induce sneezing, usually in order to clear a stuffy nose.

I had a severely stuffed nose, but a bit of nasal masturbation cleared it right up!

by andrewc513 October 8, 2010

heimer

A person exhibiting severe ignorance and inability to comprehend simple ideas. Derived from the 90's insult "dingleheimer".

"This heimer just came into my computer shop and asked for a cable for his 'immodium'."

"My friend just asked if there was a trick to flushing my toilet. What a heimer."

by andrewc513 May 20, 2010