unicorning

Go to a fast food place like maccas, order a soft serve cone then ask the person if the believe in unicorns and stick the cone on your forhead saying believe(best done in the drive thru)

jack and bob when unicorning at maccas

by cheese&crackers September 28, 2012

unicorning

Unicorn is commonly used in the CAL forums to censor the word fuck.

ORIGINAL - bchillz is a fucking idiot
CENSOR - bchillz is a unicorning idiot

by kezboard June 05, 2007

unicorning

Placing your hand apon your head with your index finger placed straight outright like a unicorns horn. either used to stimulate the vigina or anus. while the mouth pulls a raspberry into the opposite hole.
Also known as a "Unicorn"

"Have you ever been to the hut in hook? all sorts of things go on there. even unicorning."

by TomMurtha June 04, 2007

unicorning

A term used to describe a person who, at work, magically dissappears and reappears throughtout the work, leaving you and your co-workers wondering where they go to waste time.

"Hey Jim, have you seen Corky?"
"No, he's unicorning again, there's no telling what he's up to."

by cj2liz February 11, 2015

unicorning

To fist a girl in the anal region or in the vaginal area with your middle finger sticking up.

Hey babe, I'm gonna be unicorning you all night long

by TheTaterBater March 18, 2015

unicorning

when a mystical unicorn sticks its horn up your ass

My little pony unicorned me last night!

by jake August 07, 2004

Unicorn

Atheists/liberalists and Socialists propaganda and Indoctrination: Unicorn (Rhino) is replaced to be a fairy tale horse with a horn coming out from its head.

"FACT"
U'NICORN, noun Latin unicornis, unus, one, and cornucopia, horn.

1. An animal with one horn; the monocerus. This name is often applied to the rhinoceros.

2. The sea unicorn is a fish of the whale kind, called Narwal, remarkable for a horn growing out at its nose.

3. A fowl . Fossil unicorn or fossil unicorn's horn, a substance used in medicine, a terrine crustaceans spar.

Professor 1: The actual Unicorn is and always will be the Indian Rhinoceros! Excerpt from the Webster's Dictionary of 1826, before the "DUMBING DOWN" of the supposed education system.

Professor 2: I am very well informed of said facts. That's why many of us are quiting the the so-called education system.

by THE-INTELLECTUAL June 14, 2023