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napression

Every day on my lunch I take a tiny napression in my car and cry.
napression by VanGoghrilla May 15, 2023
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Snapression

The sad feeling you get when you couldn't fit everything you needed into the SnapChat video the first time you recorded it. Then you go to record it a second time, and everything just looks so staged. Also defined as any sadness that arises from SnapChat.
"Wow, my volume was off while the video was playing. I missed everything you said. I'm so Snapressed."

"This video is taking so long to load, it's sending me into Snapression."
Snapression by Christopher Stone December 4, 2013

nabsession 

The state of being madly in love with a large financial institution. May lead to strange, slightly stalker-ish behaviour.
It's ridiculous, if I don't do something about my nabsession soon then I think I might explode!
nabsession by todlovesnab September 16, 2011

Hapression

The feeling of hatred and depression simultaniously.
I feel such hapression right now.
Hapression by XxXSpasticXxX March 30, 2017

NoPression 

An Amazing Counter-Strike Team that comes from Montreal Canada . Composed of 5 french players who arent scared of
any team and are ready for anything to prove theirselves.
NoPression Roster : Parad1s vokal olibraz sKz chosen
NoPression by Jordan bishop September 23, 2007

The Great Nigression

Hopefully, Trump will end the The Great Nigression.
The Great Nigression by pill cosby November 29, 2016

japression

The feeling of intense sadness that you feel once Christmas is over and all that you have to look forward to are cold days, long nights and practise exams
Friend: Hey, are you ok?
Me: Not really pal, I think I’m japressed!
Friend: I got you man, japression can be a real struggle
japression by gang gang squad bam January 4, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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