nabsession 

The state of being madly in love with a large financial institution. May lead to strange, slightly stalker-ish behaviour.

It's ridiculous, if I don't do something about my nabsession soon then I think I might explode!

nabsession by todlovesnab September 16, 2011

Noahsession 

When you are OBSESSED with the rising star Noah Schnapp

I am in a Noahsession right now!

Noahsession by Fruityyyy December 31, 2020

Nobsession 

To be obsessed with the male genitals.
To have a burning need to have to bring the following words penis, cock, dick, schlong, nob, skin-flute, pork-sword, shaft, pipe, pole, meat etc in to every conversation even if it's not appropriate in any way or makes no sense to do so.

Luke: Kyle, have you done that job yet?
Kyle: No but my dick is really huge.
Luke: You really need to deal with your nobsession.

Nobsession by Kyles mum May 19, 2010

absession

The state of being very obsessed with having the perfect look of abs and waist area.

absessed (adj)

mom: honey, stop having that absession.
teen boy: mom I have no absession, I just wanna have six-pack abs!

absession by aboood January 22, 2010

napression

a depression based nap.

Every day on my lunch I take a tiny napression in my car and cry.

napression by VanGoghrilla May 15, 2023