napptified

Another word for nappy or unable to comb

Man i cant even leave the house my hair is so napptified.

by T@HL0L0 A.K.A NI@ December 13, 2006

Nattified

To get hammered drunk and not remember much from the night before by drinking massive amounts of natural light beer.

Milo: Damn..I really dont remember much from that party last night.

Bobbie: I know huh...you got nattified last night.

by Emilio Ponce August 5, 2008

nipplified

the rubbing of nipples upon a face.

I seen your baby daddy getting nipplified at the club last night!

by Jaydog1983 January 29, 2015

Numptified

When something is numptified, it has gone wrong, generally in a silly or just plain pointless way. Also it can be used to describe somebody's brain function, especially due to lack of sleep.

"damn it, the cake's gone numptified - it hasn't risen at all"
"Sorry if I'm not making sense, I've gone numptified since last night's party"
"That numptified checkout girl couldn't find the bar-code on the back of my book. It was totally visible though!"

by Clover_grl January 11, 2009

nastified

The emotion of seeing, feeling, tasting, or hearing something utterly nasty or just plain stupid.

Today I was nastified by everyones sheer ignorence.

by Tronbot December 21, 2008

nastified

The emotion of seeing, feeling, tasting, or hearing something utterly nasty or just plain stupid.

Today I was nastified by everyones sheer ignorence.

by Tronbot December 21, 2008

neptified

The state of being frozen in shock, fear, or confusion, usually by a sudden realization or confession; confused and mystified;

"Hey Jess, I have secretly been switching all of your socks with slightly longer ones ever time you leave your house."

"But, why....this is a truly neptifying confession."

"Yes, you should feel very neptified right now."

by Theoretical Archives May 19, 2023