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napptified by T@HL0L0 A.K.A NI@ December 13, 2006
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Nattified
To get hammered drunk and not remember much from the night before by drinking massive amounts of natural light beer.
Milo: Damn..I really dont remember much from that party last night.
Bobbie: I know huh...you got nattified last night.
Bobbie: I know huh...you got nattified last night.
Nattified by Emilio Ponce August 5, 2008
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Numptified
When something is numptified, it has gone wrong, generally in a silly or just plain pointless way. Also it can be used to describe somebody's brain function, especially due to lack of sleep.
"damn it, the cake's gone numptified - it hasn't risen at all"
"Sorry if I'm not making sense, I've gone numptified since last night's party"
"That numptified checkout girl couldn't find the bar-code on the back of my book. It was totally visible though!"
"Sorry if I'm not making sense, I've gone numptified since last night's party"
"That numptified checkout girl couldn't find the bar-code on the back of my book. It was totally visible though!"
Numptified by Clover_grl January 11, 2009
neptified
The state of being frozen in shock, fear, or confusion, usually by a sudden realization or confession; confused and mystified;
"Hey Jess, I have secretly been switching all of your socks with slightly longer ones ever time you leave your house."
"But, why....this is a truly neptifying confession."
"Yes, you should feel very neptified right now."
"But, why....this is a truly neptifying confession."
"Yes, you should feel very neptified right now."
neptified by Theoretical Archives May 19, 2023
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