neptified 

The state of being frozen in shock, fear, or confusion, usually by a sudden realization or confession; confused and mystified;

"Hey Jess, I have secretly been switching all of your socks with slightly longer ones ever time you leave your house."

"But, why....this is a truly neptifying confession."

"Yes, you should feel very neptified right now."

neptified by Theoretical Archives May 19, 2023

nuctified 

When something is over cooked in the microwave.

Oh man, i nuctified that mac' n cheese

nuctified by amber welsh November 13, 2007

Nattified 

To get hammered drunk and not remember much from the night before by drinking massive amounts of natural light beer.

Milo: Damn..I really dont remember much from that party last night.

Bobbie: I know huh...you got nattified last night.

Nattified by Emilio Ponce August 5, 2008

niftified 

When anything has been turned into an NFT.

"No joke: 20-year-old Croatian tennis player Oleksandra Oliynykova recently NiFTified a patch of skin on her right arm."

niftified by slavetothebanks April 6, 2021

Neerified 

To be tubular and bodacious at the same time

Wow did you see Ross Perot's speech? It was neerified

Neerified by anonymous August 12, 2003

Numptified 

When something is numptified, it has gone wrong, generally in a silly or just plain pointless way. Also it can be used to describe somebody's brain function, especially due to lack of sleep.

"damn it, the cake's gone numptified - it hasn't risen at all"
"Sorry if I'm not making sense, I've gone numptified since last night's party"
"That numptified checkout girl couldn't find the bar-code on the back of my book. It was totally visible though!"

Numptified by Clover_grl January 11, 2009

nastified

The emotion of seeing, feeling, tasting, or hearing something utterly nasty or just plain stupid.

Today I was nastified by everyones sheer ignorence.

nastified by Tronbot December 21, 2008