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napfucking by tarocake May 17, 2012
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nunfucking
Max: "I just got my sausage squeaked by my girlfriend!"
Frank: "Wait, isn't she like a devout christian with all the abstinence stuff or something?"
Max: "Yeah, but I just got my nunfucking on!"
Frank: "Wait, isn't she like a devout christian with all the abstinence stuff or something?"
Max: "Yeah, but I just got my nunfucking on!"
nunfucking by NicCage86 November 12, 2011
napsacking
The art of pretending to be tired before having sex so that you can immediately fall asleep afterwards and skip the pillow talk, emotional breakdown, honest confessions, etc..
I knew that she was wanting to talk about the abortion so I made sure to look like I was napsacking as soon as she came over.
napsacking by B-rad D. March 14, 2012
capfucking
sexual act in which one inserts the member between the back of a kneecap and proceeds to thrust. most often fantasized about when lusting over an extremely attractive girl with extremely attractive legs.
capfucking by jake stephens, fida z. May 13, 2005
nonfuckingsense
The absolute crap. No friggin' rational for validity. Maximum BULLSHIT without ANY reason to believe or give consideration to or give the slightest thought of reflection.
That Bullshit-scam job of a government that we have is nothing but NONFUCKINGSENSE, it sure-as-fuck ain't for anyone's benefit except the ASSHOLES who caused it.
nonfuckingsense by Amendment13 April 11, 2010
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