napfucking

a nap so good - it's like fucking.

This waffle is napfucking delicious.

by tarocake May 17, 2012

nonfucking fuckboy

Jakob Ryckeghem

Jakob Ryckeghem is a nonfucking Fuckboy

by Baddyfuckdaddy February 1, 2017

nunfucking

When you get a celibate girl to denounce God and her religion and have sex with you.

Max: "I just got my sausage squeaked by my girlfriend!"
Frank: "Wait, isn't she like a devout christian with all the abstinence stuff or something?"
Max: "Yeah, but I just got my nunfucking on!"

by NicCage86 November 12, 2011

napsacking

The art of pretending to be tired before having sex so that you can immediately fall asleep afterwards and skip the pillow talk, emotional breakdown, honest confessions, etc..

I knew that she was wanting to talk about the abortion so I made sure to look like I was napsacking as soon as she came over.

by B-rad D. March 14, 2012

capfucking

sexual act in which one inserts the member between the back of a kneecap and proceeds to thrust. most often fantasized about when lusting over an extremely attractive girl with extremely attractive legs.

oh man, i want to capfuck her.

by jake stephens, fida z. May 13, 2005

nonfuckingsense

The absolute crap. No friggin' rational for validity. Maximum BULLSHIT without ANY reason to believe or give consideration to or give the slightest thought of reflection.

That Bullshit-scam job of a government that we have is nothing but NONFUCKINGSENSE, it sure-as-fuck ain't for anyone's benefit except the ASSHOLES who caused it.

by Amendment13 April 11, 2010