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A Nanzie is extremely rare and they are ALL 90yrs old. A Nanzie is a bestie/little sister/cuz/neice/auntie/imp/familiar/mischief maker, lover of naughty all rolled into one awesome, potent, Tomacco style firecracker. If you're fortunate enough to even find your Nanzie (you need to either set a trap and catch one in the forest or you bribe them with treats till they like u...) you too will ALSO become a Nanzie.
Hey Nanzie ya fuckin panzie, pass us that ball of wool for me knitting, y'old prick!
Nanzie by Foxylala23 November 28, 2021
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London Silly Nannies 

According to Family Guy, the worst American Football team in Europe.
"We're selling your contract, and the only team that'll buy it is the worst team in the league, the London Silly Nannies."
Related Words
Nanzie • Nancie • Nancied • Nankie • Nannied • Nanziba • naszier • nazier • Nazierah • nazziel

Crooks and nannies 

When a person is stoned out of their mind they will say this word when refering to a small crevice within a object
Don't forget to clean all of the crooks and nannies in that ceiling fan.
‘Nancied’ (Adj.) – When a player goes "All In" in a game of Poker (Texas Hold 'Em), with little chance of winning, but eventually secures the winning hand after the flop, usually on the river (3rd & final round), and often without knowing that they have actually won. This player is said to have ‘Nancied’ her opponents.

From an alternative point of view: When a player with a strong hand on the flop (1st round) or the turn (2nd round), and gets knocked out by an opponent using the above strategy, it is said that s/he has been 'Nancied'.

This technique has been repeatedly demonstrated by legendary poker player Nancy, from Caroline Springs (Victoria, Australia), who is notorious for her incredible luck and cluelessness.

The term is also used in a wider context around Melbourne, when someone has been a victim of a fluke or extremely good luck, despite being in a strong position in the situation.
“Mate, I had a straight on the flop and went all in. This guy called me with a pair, then ended up getting a full house on the river!!”
“Yeah mate, you got Nancied.”

“Bloody hell mate, I was going to hook up with that girl, but then that drunk guy started hitting on her! He had no idea what he was doing, but she liked it!”
“Yeah mate, you got Nancied.”

“Damn! I was totally Nancied in my interview today! Turns out the other bimbo I was interviewed with knew the interviewer!”
Nancied by RSiZe August 3, 2008
A loyal girl, mostly with hazel eyes. Has long curly brown hair. Always laughing, or smiling, but most of the time she covers up all of her feelings.
Boy: "I'm so happy Nanie is mine, she's so loyal"
nanie by (/$&@" March 15, 2017

Nannie Doed

When you reach out to someone and they ignore you
I called Sarah but she nannie doed me….
Nannie Doed by Kskdhdbnss March 1, 2022
The state of being so intoxicated that you may vomit and/or lose clothing. Typically results in friends or strangers taking care of you, sometimes in inclement weather.
Wow, Lindsey got so nancied last night! We had to carry her out of the bar after she puked on herself and then her top came off in the pouring rain!
Nancied by Ging81 June 13, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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