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A Nanzie is extremely rare and they are ALL 90yrs old. A Nanzie is a bestie/little sister/cuz/neice/auntie/imp/familiar/mischief maker, lover of naughty all rolled into one awesome, potent, Tomacco style firecracker. If you're fortunate enough to even find your Nanzie (you need to either set a trap and catch one in the forest or you bribe them with treats till they like u...) you too will ALSO become a Nanzie.
Hey Nanzie ya fuckin panzie, pass us that ball of wool for me knitting, y'old prick!
Nanzie by Foxylala23 November 28, 2021
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London Silly Nannies 

According to Family Guy, the worst American Football team in Europe.
"We're selling your contract, and the only team that'll buy it is the worst team in the league, the London Silly Nannies."
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Crooks and nannies 

When a person is stoned out of their mind they will say this word when refering to a small crevice within a object
Don't forget to clean all of the crooks and nannies in that ceiling fan.
‘Nancied’ (Adj.) – When a player goes "All In" in a game of Poker (Texas Hold 'Em), with little chance of winning, but eventually secures the winning hand after the flop, usually on the river (3rd & final round), and often without knowing that they have actually won. This player is said to have ‘Nancied’ her opponents.

From an alternative point of view: When a player with a strong hand on the flop (1st round) or the turn (2nd round), and gets knocked out by an opponent using the above strategy, it is said that s/he has been 'Nancied'.

This technique has been repeatedly demonstrated by legendary poker player Nancy, from Caroline Springs (Victoria, Australia), who is notorious for her incredible luck and cluelessness.

The term is also used in a wider context around Melbourne, when someone has been a victim of a fluke or extremely good luck, despite being in a strong position in the situation.
“Mate, I had a straight on the flop and went all in. This guy called me with a pair, then ended up getting a full house on the river!!”
“Yeah mate, you got Nancied.”

Bloody hell mate, I was going to hook up with that girl, but then that drunk guy started hitting on her! He had no idea what he was doing, but she liked it!”
“Yeah mate, you got Nancied.”

“Damn! I was totally Nancied in my interview today! Turns out the other bimbo I was interviewed with knew the interviewer!”
Nancied by RSiZe August 3, 2008
A loyal girl, mostly with hazel eyes. Has long curly brown hair. Always laughing, or smiling, but most of the time she covers up all of her feelings.
Boy: "I'm so happy Nanie is mine, she's so loyal"
nanie by (/$&@" March 15, 2017

Nannie Doed

When you reach out to someone and they ignore you
I called Sarah but she nannie doed me….
Nannie Doed by Kskdhdbnss March 1, 2022
The state of being so intoxicated that you may vomit and/or lose clothing. Typically results in friends or strangers taking care of you, sometimes in inclement weather.
Wow, Lindsey got so nancied last night! We had to carry her out of the bar after she puked on herself and then her top came off in the pouring rain!
Nancied by Ging81 June 13, 2010