nailbat 

A wooden object with a single, or several, protruding sharp objects, typically of carpenter-nail design. Used to injure, maim or kill.

I'm going to take that jerk out back of the toolshed, and introduce him to the nailbat!

Matsumoto swung courageously, before he was felled quickly by the nailbat.

nailbat by Inimical October 21, 2004

nail-bat 

A baseball bat with nails sticking out of it.

I'm gonna drag that jerk behind the shed and introduce him to the nail-bat

nail-bat by St0rmD July 21, 2003

nail-bat 

A stick, club, or plank made of wood with a sharp object, typically a nail, protruding from the broad end.

Next time I see that bully, I'm gonna nail-bat him good.

nail-bat by DthePP October 14, 2003

roof tilers nailbags 

defining saggy and droopy tits on an unattractive female

look at that! she's got tits like a roof tilers nailbag!!!!

roof tilers nailbags by dave November 25, 2004

Slate layers' nailbag 

Old saggy tits / labia, that are stretched to the extent of looking like a well-seasoned slate layers' leather nail bag.

"cor, she's got tits like a slate layers' nailbag"

Slate layers' nailbag by haliborange October 25, 2009

nailbutt 

a butt in which is made up of rusty nails. kind of hard to explain, you just have to see it for yourself.

"i couldnt even sit on the toilet, i have a nailbutt"

nailbutt by John Crabs March 31, 2008