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Evan Mathis 

One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.
Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.
Evan Mathis by PhreshPhillies January 7, 2012

Mythic bitch 

A mythic bitch is a female who portrays 'bitchy' qualities, but in a stunningly majestic way. Most people don't even know they're talking to a mythic bitch because of the elusive nature of this creature. Mythic bitches feed on the souls of their enemies.
"Selma just conned me out of my lottery winnings. But damn is she sexy. That mythic bitch.

Mythicality

The quality or state of being that embodies a synergistic coalescence of curiosity, creativity, and tomfoolery, ideally experienced in the context of friendship and intended to bring goodwill to the universe.

From Rhett and Link's Book of Mythicality.
It's time to spin the wheel of mythicality!
Mythicality by EmKay 12 November 6, 2017

Cthulhu Mythos 

The story mythos created by H.P. Lovecraft, and continued by his friends and piers after his death in 1937. This particular mythos is named after one of the gods created by Lovecraf, Cthulhu. Many items and gods have been featured in many modern day stories and video-games. It was even the basis for an R.P.G., The Call of Cthulhu
H.P. Lovecraft created the Cthulhu Mythos
Cthulhu Mythos by Zhayde Foxxe September 6, 2003

mathis miles 

A member of the BuddhismHotline that is mentally challenged (retarded). It is said that Johnathon Hills has buried Mathis Miles under his house after abusing him multiple times, and the only other person that knows about it is a known caller of the program, Deus03
Mathis Miles is funny when he says 123 aboose
mathis miles by Vaporing July 9, 2018

Mythical Beast 

A Mythical Beast is the term used to refer to a fan or fans of Youtube 'internetainers' Rhett and Link.
Good Mythical Morning to all you Mythical Beasts out there