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chode myster 

A chode myster usually has genetic traits of a angry bird as well as a humongous chode.... an example of a chode myster would be Burke Ryan
look over there, it’s a chode myster!
chode myster by fart697 March 14, 2019

jackoff super myster 

Is really addicted to masterbating.He/she does it every moment they can and has enough stamina to last all day masterbating without food or water.
Dude You look at porn so much you're a jackoff super myster.

Dude Myster 

Someone who gets owned in anything he trys to compete in.
Johnny was such a dude myster in yesterdays game.
Dude Myster by C Walk January 20, 2008

Myster-E-pluG 

The intense mission of doing a female in her rear end and then pulling out, placing some ecstacy on her asshole, and then pushing it in with your penis during reinsurtion. Mystery plug!
Robert pulled a Myster-E-Plug on his girlfriend during anal sex and minutes later laughed as she tried to figure out why she felt as good as she did!
Myster-E-pluG by Brotha Flip September 8, 2007

Pete-myster

One who is most popular, known to all inside school, the local area and a top figure in sports of any kind. Also know to be sought after by every woman within a 5 mile radius.
That dude's a true pete-myster. I know 6 hot chicks that'd love to get with him.
Pete-myster by nemo January 23, 2005
The Legend of Alexmyster007 lies here. It shows how great of a person he is and how he will always be better than you
Myster is so sick. I wish i was him.
Myster by Myster fan69 March 11, 2021