nemo's definitions

igit

someone who is socially incapable and/or a douchebag

you are a fucking igit

by nemo August 29, 2003

juicy fruit

Juicy Fruit is a type of gum made by...Wrigley, I think. Also, Juciy Fruit can mean a gay man that looks good...to another gay man.

straight: wants some juicy fruit?
non-straight: i ain't gettin none from you! i already got my man!

by nemo April 30, 2004

d'oh!

Side Note: When this term appears in scripts for The Simpsons, it appears as the words "ANNOYED GRUNT"

SCENE FOUR

Bart quickly flees the kitchen with Homer's wallet

BART: "See Ya, Home-Boy"
HOMER: {ANNOYED GRUNT}

by nemo March 30, 2004

janx

junk, stuff, thing

hey, slob, can you unload all that janx from the dishwasher.

by nemo August 11, 2003

Love Callous

Knobby build-up of dead tissue resulting from over-use in activities related to sex.
See also: Margaret's Pootie

Damn! That knob jockey gots one nasty love callous in her jine!

by nemo October 30, 2002

Pete-myster

One who is most popular, known to all inside school, the local area and a top figure in sports of any kind. Also know to be sought after by every woman within a 5 mile radius.

That dude's a true pete-myster. I know 6 hot chicks that'd love to get with him.

by nemo January 23, 2005

cap

Urban slang term for bullet or slug, originating from the noisy but harmless caps used with a child's cap-gun.

I'm gonna bust a cap in yo ass.

by nemo October 23, 2002