nemo's definitions

Mauritius

Mauritius is a small island in the Indian with about 1.3 Millions people living there. One of the favourite touristic destination. Don't wonder why!! It's got amazing beaches with amazing birds on them. If you are a beer drinker, then You must have the PHOENIX !!

by Nemo November 9, 2003

can of worms

1) A can containing worms. Fishermen find this yucky and sticky.

2) A yucky situation better left alone.

Maybe you shouln't talk to Maria about that. You're about to open a can of worms.

by nemo February 17, 2004

Love Callous

Knobby build-up of dead tissue resulting from over-use in activities related to sex.
See also: Margaret's Pootie

Damn! That knob jockey gots one nasty love callous in her jine!

by nemo October 30, 2002

janx

junk, stuff, thing

hey, slob, can you unload all that janx from the dishwasher.

by nemo August 11, 2003

Insular

narrowly restricted in outlook or scope

Napalm Death - Prison without walls

Trapped
Inside your head
Insular, living dead
Existing for a purpose you'll never find
Inducements, distortions contorting your mind
External sources maintain control
Programmed existance, fulfill your role
You've got a brain, shake off the reins
Smash the shackles, break the chains

by Nemo October 7, 2004

Prairie Doggin

v. The uncomfortable sensation resulting from a turd repeatedly pressing against the rectal sphincter and having to be squeezed back in; analogous to a prairie dog popping its head in & out of its burrow.

Damn, I gotta find me a shitter fast cuz I'm prairie doggin one monster of a log!

by nemo November 4, 2002

Dollar General

a.k.a. 'Dollar Store,' place where you can find some items usually found at Wal~Mart at a convenient Wal~Mart-like price, and only takes a few minutes to get them. Visited more often around August, when parents stock up on school supplies.

stupid people like kebo don't realize that everything in the dollar general like um...the toys and garden hoses, don't break. and anybody who go to dollar general not stupid enough to get toys and garden hoses there. if you need a pack of hanes t-shirts, dollar general. if you need some school paper, dollar general. if you need kool-aid, dollar general. get certain things you can find at wal~mart, only faster.

by nemo April 30, 2004