mcjizzle

when a mcdonals employee unleashes his load of cream in your sundea

I hope that wasnt a mcjizzle i taste.

by neilsssssss August 15, 2006

McJizzle

The act of sucking off Ronald McDonald until he cums.

Sally was so happy with her daughters 6th birthday party at McDonalds, she gave the clown a McJizzle in the ladies room.

by Rockville June 10, 2009

McJizzle

(N) The act of masturbating with one hand while eating a McGriddle with the other.

"Imma go McJizzle."
"Give me a minute for a McJizzle before we leave."
"I can't right now, I'm doing a McJizzle.

by Thee Dirts McGee June 14, 2017

McJizzle

Term for a joint rolled using the paper a McDonald’s hamburger is wrapped in.

I ran out of papers, guess we’ll have to roll up a McJizzle.

by Mr. Meatloaf September 30, 2021

McJizzle

When a man puts his penis into a delicious McFlurry from McDonald’s (or sub out any other favorite desert drink) to the point of numbness and his partner sucks it off clean

Me and this girl last night got Mickey D’s and she gave me a McJizzle

by Professor Rope April 3, 2023

McSizzle

The McSizzle is a self care treatment in which a male places his balls/scrotum on a platform coated in Pop Rocks. Then, he pours a fresh cup of McDonald's Sprite under it to maximize the pleasurable and exfoliating effect of the glucose crystals smacking against his testicular pores.

Hey Mark, do you wanna join me and the boys later for our annual McSizzle?

Hell yeah man, I've got the Pop Rocks and Jorge is off to McDonalds to get the sprite, I sure can't wait for the impending pleasure and exfoliation.

by DaSizzler November 9, 2020

mcvizzle

one that cheats, sneaks around, basically untrustable

Man, she's a real mcvizzle!

by glockgun June 24, 2009