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megasmegma

The pinnacle of cock cheese, with an odor so potent and lethal, that it could be used in chemical warfare
Johnny didn't wash his cock for two months, so when he went to work, his megasmegma permeated throughout the air and whoever breathed it in developed seizures as their skin melted off. They died soon after.
megasmegma by Pecker Erector January 2, 2014
Related Words
mygasm • Mcgasm • mugasm • mbgasm • megasm • megasmegma • Megasmic • migasm • mogasm • Myasma
(pronounced M-B-gasm) a name for a group chat with all of your friends when you can not think of a creative name so you make an acronym. The acronym is too complicated to remember so you shorten it to mbgasm. contains most letters in the alphabet so it is a universal acronym.
Hey mom can I invite MBGASM over tonight?
mbgasm by sarahbadilla November 27, 2017
The feeling of virtual orgasm that comes from listening to a particularly inspiring piece of music, usually classical music written by romantic composers or musical ear candy from today's epic films.
Mugasm-

Person 1: Have you heard Tchaikovsky's 4th Symphony?

Person 2: Yeah, I got a total mugasm from it.

Person 1: Word.
mugasm by Matmi Donfor May 26, 2007
The McGasm is an intricate and delicious specimen of American food. It includes a McDonalds double cheeseburger in-between a Krispy Kreme doughnut. You have to be in good physical health to attempt eating one.
Tony-Dude, what the hell happened to Tyler why is he so sweaty? And why is the defibulator out?

Trevor-He tried to eat a McGasm without proper training.

Tony-Holy shit, what was he thinking?
McGasm by speedway182 October 14, 2009
A combination of the words "mega" and "orgasm," to describe extreme, almost supernatural, orgasm.

The mother of all orgasms.
"She's having a megasm!"

An orgasm in which one shakes, even convulses violently, while making a very pained expression and noise.

Usually refers to over-the-top female porn stars.
megasm by blackowl November 4, 2004
When you have an orgasm because your food from Mcdonalds is just so good.
That Big Mac just made me McGasm!
McGasm by McGasmer May 29, 2011
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Me: Poggers!
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