my turtles 

Used as a pick-up line to refer to ones own pubic hair(s). pubs bush exotic turtle hairy

Would you like to go look at my turtles, they are pretty exotic.

my turtles by Smokey's pubs March 4, 2014

Squirtle On My Turtle 

To release your squirtle on MY turtle

Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good

Squirtle On My Turtle by hottiesonlyrichrdlongbigshlong May 24, 2021

mud for my turtle 

Getting laid

After the drive in we went to a park and I got laid in the front seat of my car. My first love, circa 1960. Got some my mud for my turtle

mud for my turtle by lewestogger1 June 18, 2009

Mud for my turtle 

Having sex, fucking, getting pussy

Me: "So whats been going on with you?"

My grandfather: "Oh, just tryin to get some mud for my turtle"

Mud for my turtle by beefsupreme October 15, 2008

Imma go polish my turtle 

When a person feels uncomfortable in a sentence an feels the need to leave suddenly without alarming or making the other person/people mad. Also used to make your exit more lighthearted and funny.

"Aoife i heard you like Cole. But hes my ex."
"Welp imma go polish my turtle BOB junior now TA"

Imma go polish my turtle by aoifemxgann June 6, 2017

My Turtle Harold

he is a turtle named harold

Have you seen my turtle Harold

My Turtle Harold by Superpenguin226 December 20, 2020

baste my turtle 

wash your genitals (male)

A turtle's head retracts much like a penis does. During ultrasound examinations, male gender is said to be seen as the "turtle sign" because the penis looks like a turtle head and the scrotum resembles the shell.

Dude, I've been sweating all day. I've got to go baste my turtle before I go out tonight.

baste my turtle by Ritaroo2 June 14, 2008