my sweater 

Term used when girls want to sneak a bottle of alcohol sitting semi unsupervised with a group of people.

Girl 1: discreetly throws sweater near or on top of bottle and begins to walk away
"Oh I'v dropped my swaeter"

Girl 2: " ill grab it for you" swipes the alcohol beneath the sweater and brings it to her accomplis.

my sweater by ~al~ September 3, 2005

snag my sweater 

To rub the wrong way. Irritate or frustrate.

Donald Trump- you snag my sweater every single time you open your mouth.

snag my sweater by Selsie May 30, 2017

Stop stretching my sweater! 

Another way of saying the phrase "Don't push my buttons!"

Annoying little sister: poke poke poke poke poke! ha ha this is fun!!!
Older Sister(doing homework): Stop stretching my sweater!

Stop stretching my sweater! by Ikillyounow!=) May 16, 2010

broke my swearer 

When the world and the people in it are so astonishingly terrible that you swear endlessly to the point where swearing is no longer sufficient to express the horror, and swearing fails. FFS.

Jeepers! Jeepers?... Huh. I must've broke my swearer.

...Shit. Fuck. Damn. Hell. Aw heck! Gollygeewillickers anyway, all this goll dang shirt is so totally forked up that I done went and broke my swearer.

broke my swearer by NeologianPJG April 18, 2020

Christy McSweatervest

A euphemism for Rick Santorum referencing his religious rhetoric and sweatervest.

Christy McSweatervest said President Obama is a snob for wanting kids to go to college

Christy McSweatervest by Ooblagof June 15, 2012