That one fucker you're stuck with for the rest of your life because they know far too much for you to just be casual friends
Much like a parasite you are one in the same being except a main bitch has better taste in movie trivia
Your best friend, home skillet, buddy for life, homie home dog, home skillet biscuit, friend for life,usually of Mexican heritage, around 5 feet tall, often named Andrea because you guys are BFFS and he/she is the real MVP. All in all, your uber duper extra best friend.
Yo that girl Andrea is my main squeeze, we been friends since all the way back in 2010