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my homie's schmeat

when your homie kisses you goodnight and you succ his schmeat as an act of kindness
Yo, lemme succ your schmeat
ayt first lemme kiss you good night
I succed my homie's schmeat las night

My Homie Lb 

My homie LB, he's like a clockwork ninja! Real dependable. Unlike some of you motherfuckers.

my homie matt 

matt, the guy u always know has the respect u need! he is the homie that is the bomb!
ey! my homie matt tsup, homie respect aaiight
my homie matt by steve holt May 6, 2005

My homie cat

Always their to help his homies stick up for thier game
“Son, why are you so late, it’s passed 11:30!”

“I was chillin’ with My homie cat”
My homie cat by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018

one for me and one for my homie 

While having a drink, you take a sip then pour a sip on the ground to pay respect for your fallen friend that will never be forgotton while saying the phrase "one for me and one for my homie" . To pay tribute to your fallen friend. Any pour from a drink works but Drinking straight from a 40 oz bottle of Malt Liquer beer gives the most respect
"Thanks my man for the 40 dog, one for me and one for my homies" Then continue drinking the 40 until that bad boy is gone. Crack another.

on my homie dead grave 

To put on you friend or like on my momma. To put something you say is true on a dead person/friend. Friend=homie
On my homie dead grave, I did not just do that.
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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