my hairy balls

they are my balls, and they are hairy

i have really hairy balls, and they are mine, those hairy balls are mine, i love my hairey balls, oh god what a gift to have such hairy balls when so many paople don't have hairy balls

by wallis and futuna islands February 21, 2005

by the hairs on my balls

to just barely finish or complete a task

Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.

by Oscar Knight January 13, 2013

No hair off my balls

1. Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.

or to the layman:
2. Shit ain't a big deal.

No hair off my balls.

by Nick McD September 25, 2010

My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

Juicy-er than fried chicken

Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

by PandaJizz42 November 3, 2023

ball hair on my nipples

the hair just around your nipples that look like the hair found on your sack

I have ball hair on my nipples.

by phenompyrus October 19, 2004

hair on my ballsack

A phrase denoting a sporadic and spontaneous lifestyle.
On a random whim.

I live life by the hair on my ballsack.

by ScarletJoHanShawn June 8, 2021