3 definitions by Oscar Knight

Description of the sexual intercourse an actor, director, producer or screenwriter, etc. has with their partner after winning an Oscar award. Generally understood to be the highest, most intense and exhilarating form of sex.
John: Could you imagine the sex that Colin Firth had after he won an Oscar for Best Actor?
Steve: Ya, nothing beats Oscar Sex!!
by Oscar Knight March 1, 2011
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to just barely finish or complete a task
Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.
by Oscar Knight January 13, 2013
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Steve: Titanic is a terrible movie, but I loved seeing Kate Winselt's Pairs!!
by Oscar Knight February 19, 2012
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