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a word used to make people laugh alot.
or can be an insult

Holly;Hiya what did u do last night
Cherry;My Gran
Holly;What u doing tonight
Cherry;My Gran
Holly; Stop saying my gran
Cherry;My Gran

my gran by Chesney, Holy,OJ and Bimbo September 28, 2006

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my gran-ay

Slang term for My Gran
Mainly used in north america

Person 1: U smokin' weed 2nite
Person 2: No i got to go see My Gran-ay

my gran-ay by Chesney,Holy, OJ and Bimbo October 21, 2006

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Welcome To My Gran

This is what normal people say when introducing there Gran! Its polite and makes your gran feel welcome in you and your friends presence!

Jon: Aww Blud! Ain't that your granio?
Kay: Yea Boss!
Jon: Well Ain't ya gna say hello!
Kay: Jon Welcome to my gran!
Gran: Helllloooo Jon babe!! Heard your a real Go-er!
Kay: Gran, Please!
Gran:Sorry Darling, you made me feel a bit too welcome!
Jon: Dont Worry Granny babe!

Welcome To My Gran by x-Kaylzz-x January 22, 2008

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your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

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my grandma

an old lady the will fill you up and she is a very nice girl that has treats forever! :)

boy: my grandma is the best in the whole world

other boy: how so?

boy: she can get me any snacks I want

other boy: wow thats soo cool

boy: I know right!

my grandma by im mr.awesome man January 1, 2021

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Call my grandma

A subtle and sly way to say you need to take a shit.

I'll be back in a couple minutes, I just need to call my grandma

Call my grandma by serum114 October 31, 2010

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On My Grandma!!

When you run out of things or people to swear upon. In other words, When you know you're lying but you already put it on God, Your Momma, Yourself, Your Soul, Your Dad, Your Gang and all you have left is your grandma. Poor Grandma, I bet you are scared of putting it on her, because you still live with her.

Bruh! Hey Bruh! I have 20 Flat Screen TV's and 3 Lamborghinis, we is Lottery world champions, on my Grandma!!

On My Grandma!! by The_Bambino_88 November 6, 2019

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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